Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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