I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
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My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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