3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
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Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Come share oat with me in your robe
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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