some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
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That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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