What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
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it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
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because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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