We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
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The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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