Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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