I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
farters have to be the big spoon...
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I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
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Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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