I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
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still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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