My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
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By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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