no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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