so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
Randomize