just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
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Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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