You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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