What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
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Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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