She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
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WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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