So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
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Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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