And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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