did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
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Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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