is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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