My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
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We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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