Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
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It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
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he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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