My brain says no but my pants say off.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
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If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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