Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
I cockslap morals
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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