tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
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Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just sucked dick on a ferry
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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