For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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