please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
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Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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