that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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