Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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