the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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