what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
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She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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