O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
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He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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