i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
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Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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