you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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