I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
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I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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