return my video game
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Panties = found
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