Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
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How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
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He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
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