On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
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I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
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My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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