at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude, I was completely sober last night, didn't puke on my shoes, went home with an incredibly beautiful girl, wore a condom, and didn't wake up in a puddle of urine this morning.
hah, sarcasm, classic
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
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I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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