farters have to be the big spoon...
I could have mohawked her pubes.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
These tits shall not be calmed
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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