I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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