Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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