If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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