we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
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She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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