I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
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It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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