I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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