official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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