I need help removing her.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
there is glitter all over my balls
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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