It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
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Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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