she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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